Chris: My cool new sweater came in today. It says “i pwn n00bs” on it. It’s awesome
Jo: yeah, what does that mean?
Chris: pwn is own. it’s geekspeak. and n00bs are guys that suck at games. i pwn them.
Jo: and where are you going to wear this shirt?
Jo: people are going to walk-by, and those that understand what it means are going to shake their head and feel sorry for me.
Chris: No they aren’t, they are going to be like “wow, what a lucky girl to be with a guy that pwns n00bs! i wish i was her.”
I know. I’m amazing. And I pwn n00bs. 😀