Our Father, who art in Canada Hockey Place, Hockey be thy Name.
Thy semi-final will come, and Thy will be done, GOLD, SILVER, and BRONZE to be WON on ICE as well as IN THE STANDS.
Give us this day, our Hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who trip, hold, check and crosscheck us.
Lead us not into Elimination, but deliver us to Victory…
In the name of the fans, CANADA, and the HOLY PUCK.
(This is not written by me, but I’ve come across it in various locations on the internet and am not sure who originally wrote it)